I'm always happy to go out into the traffic after work because, people are so nice when I'm driving out of the parking lot. They always let me cut in front of them and everyone mouths 'thank you's' and waves. And, as I'm driving away from the parking lot, in my brief happy stupor, I always forget how incredibly STUPID and just plain inefficient people are behind the wheel.
I live 15 minutes away from the place I work. Every day I get out on the road, determined to make it home in 15 minutes, but NO! People have to stop at red lights, at stop signs and for, get this, pedestrians! Who stops for pedestrians anymore?
How many times will you have to stop to feel fulfilled, you monsters?!? Isn't it ever enough for you!?
